Hello dearest
And since this email is miraculously coming from me, that room in your house that drives you batty because you aren't sure where to start, what to focus on or whether or not to burn me down (please don't) I want you to know that I'm here to serve your family.
Help me do my job.
Cozy Minimalize me, get me looking the way you've always hoped, and I promise I'll bring you so much joy that you'll love coming home and you'll even volunteer to host things.
yours truly,
that room that bugs you