I'm not going to be on TV

Published: Wed, 04/05/17

Well hi there


Gosh, I miss you!

I've been having to do the very worst thing ever--keep a secret from you.

No, I'm not gonna have my own TV show.

Not that I think you think that, but I don't want you to click over to my blog and be disappointed that my secret isn't something big like a TV show or that I'm going to the moon. I actually hate travel.

Did I ever tell you about the time I "tried out" for two shows in one week? Two interviews just fell in my lap and if you've ever seen me on Instagram Stories you already know I need to stay off camera.

Anyway, one of the interview questions was something like "What's one of your goals" I think they were fishing for me to say "to have my own TV show with you!!!!".

This was right after my book came out and I was EXHAUSTED and I answered truthfully and said that one of my current goals was "to walk slowly through the grocery store!" And then I got side tracked in a daydream about doing just that.

This is a 100% true story. I told a TV network that my wildest dream was to grocery shop slowly.

Surprisingly, I did not get the shows, in case you are wondering.


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